Malcolm Tucker's Guide to Managing Your Public Image.
How to Speak in Public
Don't repeatedly touch your nose or stroke your ear or rub your chin or play with your hair - it looks like you're somehow trying to wank your face off.
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How to Speak in Public
Don't repeatedly touch your nose or stroke your ear or rub your chin or play with your hair - it looks like you're somehow trying to wank your face off.
